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Trivia about Abraham Lincoln

April 18, 2012

A little known bit of trivia about Abraham Lincoln….

His head can be removed, revealing a bottle of cologne.

What’s not for dinner

April 4, 2012

If I can’t eat the Banana Nut Bread lotion can I at least chew on the basket?

How glamourous!

March 28, 2012

If you donate your huge Glamour Shot photo to the Goodwill, it might end up on the internet.

Satan’s donation

March 24, 2012

Satan’s To-Do list

  • Put icy patch in front of old woman with walker
  • Schedule four tornadoes in Midwestern states
  • Convince a middle schooler to try his first cigarette
  • Drop off old pitchfork at the Goodwill

Just in the nick of time

March 23, 2012

Bag of 14 adult diapers. Ripped open. 13 left.

The mask

March 23, 2012

It looks like an ordinary mask.

But it has brass pegs that make contact with your face.

And it plugs into a computer.

Face massager? Electroshock therapy? Lie detector test? Torture? Any thoughts?




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