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Where do I start? The magic meatball mountain ski jump? The sneaky chef? The long-necked broccoli spoon? The ooze decorating dispenser? How about with this: One should never say “Meat me for dinner.”
I’d make more fun of this baby in a frog costume, except I recently saw a picture of myself as a baby dressed as a jester.
This is definitely not part of any instruction manual from IKEA.
A child of the future cuddles his robot dog before bedtime.
You’re complaining about the schoolbus? When I was your age, your aunt and I had to ride a DUCK to school!
I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.
Beware of horned children bearing flowers and fruit.
“I hate playing duets with that big baby. She can’t keep time, she plays the wrong notes, she craps in her pants, and she STILL gets more tips than I do.”
Help! Someone’s trapped my baby inside this bobblehead!
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