Posts Tagged ‘ children ’

Meat Me For Dinner

August 20, 2012

Where do I start? The magic meatball mountain ski jump? The sneaky chef? The long-necked broccoli spoon? The ooze decorating dispenser? How about with this: One should never say “Meat me for dinner.”

Baby in frog costume

July 16, 2012

I’d make more fun of this baby in a frog costume, except I recently saw a picture of myself as a baby dressed as a jester.

Naked child hammers nail into hand

July 5, 2012

This is definitely not part of any instruction manual from IKEA.

Future child

June 30, 2012

A child of the future cuddles his robot dog before bedtime.

Children riding duck

May 24, 2012

You’re complaining about the schoolbus? When I was your age, your aunt and I had to ride a DUCK to school!

Boy and goose

May 22, 2012

I have a feeling something bad is about to happen.

Children with horns on their heads

May 21, 2012

Beware of horned children bearing flowers and fruit.

Creepy angel watching child sleep

May 20, 2012

“Shhh…..one…two…three…POUNCE!”

Dueling pianos

April 19, 2012

“I hate playing duets with that big baby. She can’t keep time, she plays the wrong notes, she craps in her pants, and she STILL gets more tips than I do.”

Baby Bobblehead

April 11, 2012

Help! Someone’s trapped my baby inside this bobblehead!




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