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You’d better be good. Santa’s keeping his eye on you. His left eye.
In the off season, Santa stays in shape by wrestling with snow globes.
The true story of Santa, as told by the elves.
Santa neglected his hair for so long that a bird made a nest in it. Then it built a castle and invited all its friends.
Photo by Christa Eastis
Inappropriate behavior at the Goodwill.
This is the grand finale in Santa’s floor routine as part of the North Pole’s gymnastics team.
When he didn’t get promoted to Santa he turned to drink.
“What? You’ve never worn a tree stump on your head? Well, aren’t you special.”
Give me back my brother! Give me back my brother!
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