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Doesn’t this seem like a line from an Alanis Morissette song? Also, it doesn’t escape me that the football player is wearing mascara.
Stop your excuses! This guy plays football with no arms or legs! What position do you think he plays?
Jesus (in background) still loves him but does occasionally pester him to quit. (The cigarettes, not the tennis.)
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