Posts Tagged ‘ travel ’

Confused boy traveling

April 13, 2012

Which suitcase is mine? Where is my passport? Where are my parents? Why am I on the cover of a textbook?

Vacation hotspot

April 2, 2012

My friend went on vacation in a pharmaceutical research consulting company building and all she brought me was this stupid snow globe.

How not to show appreciation for your parents

March 27, 2012

What your parents did:

  • Stay up with you when you were sick at night
  • Sacrifice vacations so that they could send you to soccer camp, and you really weren’t any good
  • Drive to school to bring you your lunch, when you forgot it again
  • Put up with your pre-teen snarkiness without injuring you
  • Listen to you cry over that boy when he cheated on you, and not say “I told you so” even though they did
  • Still buy you those shoes at the mall even when you walked three feet ahead of them so that it would like you weren’t with them
  • Raid their savings to send you to college

What you did:

  • Buy them this crappy piece of pine from some souvenir shop to show your love.

p.s. There’s a surprise for you in the will!

From the travel collection

March 26, 2012

Truth in advertising




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